pulling a morrison
the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. pulling a morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
mike: did you hear what john did yesterday?
friendship gnome: what did he do?
mike: after unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
friendship gnome: did it work?
mike: well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
friendship gnome: thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
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