pulling a Rabadi
(verb) where roommate a proceeds to jerk off in his own bed 3 minutes after roommate b turns off the lights – failing to notice or discern that there is absolutely no way that roommate b could have fallen asleep in only 3 minutes.
roommate a first climbs under the covers and opens his laptop in bed, with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues close at hand on his nightstand, and proceeds to jerk off while watching some sort of p-rn. the masturbation includes moaning, creaking of the bed, and finally climaxes with roommate a skeeting into his own bedsheets. roommate b, in shock, then hears roommate a go to sleep in his freshly skeeted sheets and tossing and turning in his own s-m-n throughout the night.
roommate b wakes up early the next day (sat-rday morning) and witnesses roommate a already awake (approximately 4-5 hours before he usually gets up on weekdays, let alone weekends) and gathering only his s-m-n filled bed sheets to take to the laundry room.
jim: “yo jones, i heard a lot of sound coming from your room last night, did your roommate finally lose his virginity?”
jones: “nah man, he was pulling a rabadi. g-dd-mn b-st-rd didn’t even wait for me to fall asleep.”
jim: “d-mn, that dude has problems.”
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