Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin
when an old vietnam vet who hasn’t been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren’t going just the way he wants.
knock,knock,knock…
“yeah???”
“why is the f—- door locked again??!!”
“what?”
“why is the f—- door locked after i told you i don’t want the door locked???!!!!!!” (as the old vet is pulling a rumpelstiltskin)
“why are you yelling at me?”
old man looking bewildered….finally he says, “what do you mean? i wasn’t yelling?”
woman renter thinking, “it’s time for me to leave here.”
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