Pulling a Smith


a.) lying for no apparent reason

b.) trying to act super straight when your really super gay.

c.) carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.

d.) one upping someone on something really dumb.

e.) equating every situation to a s-xual act.

f.) wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
a.) greg: hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
everyone else: its f-cking raining you dumb-ss. your always pulling a smith !

b.) greg: d-mn look at the -ss on that chick.
phil: that’s dave from it you f-ggot.

c.) gay prost-tute: that will be $200.00 for that bl-wj-b, i only take pennies.
greg: outrageous!

d.) phil: man, that b-tch gives great head.
greg: well, ah, hmm, i give it better….yeah!

e.) tom: my mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
greg: lol, she probably fell because she was banging! hey tom wanna bang! lol.

f.) bill: greg, where did you get those jeans?
greg: oh, baby gap

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