Pulling a Willow
getting sh-t faced at a bowling alley because of you are:
1). a tool
2). need an excuse for why you suck at bowling
3). an alcoholic
4). an underage idiot who is begging to get caught because you are throwing the ball from their seats and shouting at families next to you
example 1:
person 1: did you really just chug that entire bottle? we are at a bowling not a f-cking frat party, jesus
person 2: shut up, i can handle this, i’m fine, i got his, don’t worry
20 minutes later
person 1: get off the god d-mn floor and sit down, we are bowling. and stop shouting at those kids over there, they are like 14.
person 2: hahahahahhaha, what are you talking about, im fine, hahahaha, i kinda wanna dance now. lets run in the parking lot!!!!
next day
person 1: hey, how you feeling?
person 2: ughhh, i feel like sh-t, i had to work this morning, it sucked -ss.
person 1: well thats what you get for pulling a willow
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