pulling an Aguilar
when you stay inside all day and do nothing instead of going out and having fun with other people. cabin fever may ensue after pulling too many consecutive aguilars.
mike: where is josh?
stephen: i heard he was pulling an aguilar.
mike: i’ll call him. -calls- hey josh, you’re pulling a major aguilar today! why don’t you come hang out with us?
josh: no! you guys are f-ggots. i’m gonna stay here and pull an aguilar for the rest of the day!
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