Pulling an ‘Evan Dorney’
the act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. what he doesn’t know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
christa: i’m so ef-ing upset right now!
meagan: why?
christa: my new boyfriend is pulling an ‘evan dorney’!!
meagan: wow, i’m sorry. wait so you lvoe himm?
christa: duh!!!!
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