pulling my plonker



plonker is british slang for p*n*s. literally pull my plonker is to m*st*rb*t*. but nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
this brit told me in the uk the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

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