plonker is british slang for p*n*s. literally pull my plonker is to m*st*rb*t*. but nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
this brit told me in the uk the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker
talk to you later hugs and kisses no h*m* girl1:gotta go ttyl girl2: ok ttylxoxonh
- peach on the beech
to bear your behind on the beech particilarly if it gets sun burned look at that chap what a peach on the beech
a hairy armenian man with a big shlong and is buff and s*xy who’s that gazan
really annoying girl who gets around. has a new boyfriend every week even though she’s not that attractive. she’s actually really mean and no one can figure out why boys like her. that girl has a new crush every week she must be a makala! how does she get so many boys? oh it’s because […]