pulling your pork
a new term for masturbating. or another term for a handjob.
example a:
jim: dude, i still have no girlfriend.
eric: so what have you been doin now?
eric: you’ve been pulling your pork haven’t you?
jim: yes, and i know it’s pathetic.
example b:
mark: dude i just got back from being back with my girlfriend
tom: did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?
mark: she started pulling my pork!
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