the oral s*x act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her p*ssy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his c*ck into her mouth and swallow his load.
since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and i was out of condoms, she said she’d do a pullout swallow if i pulled out right before i came.
an acronym for widespread m*th* f*ckin’ panic! kid: “what’s that wsmfp on your trucker hat mean?” spreadneck: “wiiiidespread m*th* f*ckin’ panic!”
- dragon year
a year that corresponds with the fifth animal sign in the chinese zodiac and occurs once every 12 years. the dragon year has really got off to a bad start.
- girl hockey player
a girl who kicks *ss at anything and everything she puts her mind to. a girl hockey player is better than a boy hockey player.
the scar tissue on a woman’s stomach that allows a man to determine how many kids she has. the texture is similar to that of a burn victim. “dude, check out the tummy-brail on that stripper!”