Pulpit Pimp


a minister that take the bible out of context intentionally to convince the congregation they can’t be blessed unless they give money to his ministry!
joan’s pastor is a serious pulpit pimp, he asked her to give her mortgage money to the building fund, and said g-d would supply her needs!

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