pump driver


pump drivers: predominantly female drivers who “camp” out in the p-ssing lane then lose track of what they are doing, letting their foot off the gas a little causing a decrease in speed by 5-10 mph. if these pumpers see you trying to p-ss they realize they let off the gas a little too much and speed up making it difficult to p-ss, they often like to hover next to another vehicle making p-ssing impossible on smaller highways. if you manage to get in front of said driver they speed up and p-ss you as if you offended them in some manner magically finding the accelerator as they whip past you 5-15 over the speed limit. after successfully getting back in front of you only 1-2 miles later being in the same predicament as before causing the victim of their stupidity anger and frustration. if you experienced this or a situation like this congratulations you just met the “pump driver” or pumper for short.
i got stuck behind a pump driver and couldn’t p-ss for 8 miles.

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