pump job
when a female is too tired or not sl-tty enough to put out and instead closes her hand into the hand job position and allows the male to penetrate the hand by a pumping motion which simulates s-x.
my friend luke was hooking up with this girl but he had to do all the work because all she gave up was pump-jobs.
a pump job occurs when a p-n-s pump device is placed over the p-n-s, and pumped to stimulate the p-n-s until -j-c-l-t–n.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.
dude, you were so faded last night, i can’t believe you let her give you a pump job. d-mn, everyone’s getting pumped off these days.
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