pump quota
the yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the p-n-s must perform in the v-g-n- for it to truly count as s-x. the current quota is seven.
he said he put his p-n-s inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had s-x. he failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not s-x, but purely recreational.
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