Pumphandle


a pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.
bill: “dude did you see justins pumphandle”

ambrose: “yeah, its so big i think he stuffs”

random bar wench: “trust me its f-cking huge, he gave me a vag-n-s because of the size”
a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants
dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!
a giant bulge in a mans pants
“dude check out justins pumphandle”
a s-xual position were one holds their leg up behind their b-tt while standing and uses it like a pump handle to gain added leverage when hip thrusting.
“yeah it was great i think she enjoyed my new move the pumphandle.”

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