pumpkin bowling
about a week before halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses…the bigger the better. then, as the p-ssenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the “oh-sh-t” handle inside the car so you don’t fall out. once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice…preferably something expensive. then just sit back and watch the show!
dude, that stupid b-tch chased me for a long -ss time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.
stealing pumpkins from peoples houses, going up on top of a hill which ends at a main road. after you are up there you bowl the pumpkins down toward a p-ssing car. if it is a good bowl, you get chased.
pumpkin bowling was originated in brimfield m-ssachusetts on october 31st 2003
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