Pumpkin Envy
think you picked the perfect pumpkin? you didn’t. pumpkin envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his m-ssive pumpkin.
mary: you never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. did you see the little boy in the superman cape? now that’s a pumpkin!
tom: that’s the pumpkin envy talking, you don’t know what you’re saying.
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