pumpkin sex
when two fat/obese people have s-x and/or attempt to have s-x (even be means of “the oral nature.” thank you bill clinton).
that elephant-like woman (roseanne) and that 350-pound man (john goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin s-x if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his p-n-s in and out of the hole until he j-zzes.
jack had pumpkin s-x last night and the j-zz was over-flowing.
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