pumpkin spice bumpkin



1. a prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good

2. a starbucks loving ignorant white girl.

3. basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.

4. your own interpretation is welcome.
tod : oh man i heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
ted: yeah man
tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice b*mpkin types man.

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