Pun lag
the delay in time it may take a person to understand a pun which he or she has heard or read. may apply mostly to intentional puns conveyed during direct conversations, and may be strongly connected to somewhat far-fetched puns.
john: i’m attending the international festival of tango.
roger: that sounds cash.
john (10 seconds later): ohhhh, as in the movie “tango & cash”…
roger: c’mon john, that’s a ten second pun lag!
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