Punch Monkey
hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly – usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.
two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in canberra australia. late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. the other punch monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.
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