punch the clock


another euphemistic phrase coined by the colbert report, this time referring to the solitary action of masturbation — “better than s-x because it’s on your time” therefore “punching the clock”.
stephen closed and locked the bathroom door, sighed, glanced at his watch, and proceeded to punch the clock.

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