punch the clown
jack off.
excuse me mate, i need to go punch the clown.
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the act of male masturbation
“i punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you”
to m-st-rb-t- , usually -ssociated with guys.
rather than work hard, rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.
to punch your b-n-r till you -j-c-l-t-
i’m a sick b-st-rd who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn
originally a reference to a children’s toy. the clown (or whatever character– i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.
i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.
playing the skin flute.
joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.
to hit a clown on the face.
when i was angry, i punched the clown.
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