Punchuation
1. where someone uses the word “your” when they are meant to use the word “you’re”, and you can’t help but think in your head, “i really want to f-cking punch u right in the mouth”.
2. where someone use’s punctuation in the wrong place. e.g. omg!?! yesterday. i was walkin. down teh. street. !!!
blended words: punctuation and punch
sarah:
facebook status: omg i luv all me m8s! u girls are amazing and your so nice to me!! lets meat up at teh weekend yea, oh yeah tara you left you’re skirt at me house last tym u came round so if u culd c-m pick it up that wuld be gr8!
paul’s comment: punchuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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