Punjabi Boy

double entendre for:
1. a young male from greater punjab.
2. a purely p-ssive gay bottom; an exclusively receptive h-m-s-xual male.
to be contrasted with ‘hindustani boy’ (a bis-xual bottom).

in indian culture punjabi males are considered natural catamites as these ‘irishmen
of india’ possess chubby bodies with attendant large b-ttocks, & small external
genitalia. these are the logical result of the dual operation of bergman’s rule &
allen’s rule. consequently, a great demand exists for punjabi puttars as ‘f-ggots’.
hence, like greece, punjab has acted as the centre for the export of p-ssive youths
across south asia & the rest of the world.

for example, it is a long central indian & deccani tradition to import punjabi
pathics:

“there are agents right here in our city of bombay who import young boys of ten to
sixteen years of age from sialkot & other districts of the punjab. these boys are made to
go about during the day as champi-wallas and at night are used for purposes of sodomy.
the agents make anywhere from rs. 5/- to rs. 50/- per night per boy & send to the parents
of these boys in the interior villages of the sialkot district, about rs. 10/- per
month.” – ‘the juvenile court and the magistrate’ dr katayun h cama. ind j of social work
5 (1945) 258-263: 262.

hence, any translation or regionalised variant of ‘punjabi launda’ has come to
denote a p-ssive male h-m-s-xual in most indo-aryan & dravidian languages.
1) “other agents import little boys between the ages of 8 & 16 from the villages &
district of sialkot {punjab} & traffic in them for purposes of sodomy & earn rs 5 to 50
per night per body & send the parents in the villages rs. 10 to 12 per month. these
victims of sodomy & venereal disease are made to go about as champiwallas or m-sseurs
during the day & at night are made to ply their underworld trade to satisfy the perverted
impulses of h-m-s-xual adults.” ‘child labour in india – a story of merciless human
wreckage’ katayun h cama. art 16 in: ‘child labour in india’ ed. usha sharma. n delhi:
mittal pub.ns, p 123-143: 139.

2) “in pakistan, for instance, professional m-sseurs in urban punjab may perform s-xual
services for men including -n-l intercourse, but these are carefully solicited through
suggestive s-xual gestures that test ‘the boundaries of shame’ in a context where even
the most innocent m-ssage is considered morally ambiguous. (frembgen 2008: 18-19)
{frembgen, jw. ‘marginality, s-xuality & the body: professional m-sseurs in urban muslim
punjab’ asia pacific j of anthro 9.1 (2008): 1-28.} ” (‘the anthropology of s-x’ hastings
donnan, fiona magowan, oxford, ny: berg, 2010, p 82)

3) ‘youth, 5 minors held for sodomy, making mms’ times of india (chandigarh), apr 27,
2012.

4) navin: i need to enjoy the gaand (-n-s) of a punjabi boy soon!