punkcious
lmao 10x she is so funny! she’s the best girl you’ll ever meet: apart from hating “cr-p sh-t moles” like lauren and kali with a p-ssion, people who are cruel to babies and hack her account, she is a very generous person who lets n-body down. a punkcious will very often write in lowercase characters and with very bad grammar, only to capitalise the first letter of her friends’ names. n-body is to mess with a punkcious: one quick, piercing stare from her, and you’ll be running off in fear!
“how many dead babies does it take to paint a house? depends how hard you throw them”
“ur so not funny u cr-p sh-t mole how could u be so cruel to babies”
“dude, you’re such a punkcious!”
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