punkdick
a complete punk poser.
punk is dead, guys.
a punkd-ck will walk around saying, “oh, guess what, i’m punk,” and spiking up his -sshole mohawk and dying his hair with splat! sh-t that washes out right away so every week he can make a facebook status about dying his hair.
he likes to go to concerts, cover his clothing with “patches” from said concerts, and make facebook statuses about it.
(patches are actually cut from teeshirts and sewn on himself.)
for some reason, he is adored by girls, especially stoners and hoes.
female version: punkunt, a punkd-ck’s girlfriend
sarah: omg, that guy’s hot!
hannah: he’s a total punkd-ck.
two weeks later.
sarah: he’s a punkd-ck. and his girlfriend’s a punkunt.
hannah: …idiot.
punkd-ck: omggz i ate donuts 6 is that to meny wel huu cares cuz ima stick and mah bezt frend iz fatt hurrrr welll i be go to the larrrrj penizzz concrt 2nait theyy bee myy faeivrit band i be goin with mah gerlfrend luv yuu
punkunt; omggz this be fun
intelligent individual: both of you, get the f-ck off the internet.
Read Also:
- geek food
food that, stereotypically, computer geeks, specifically programmers, eat. the food falls into three categories: high in calories, easy to make, and high in caffeine. the idea of geek food comes from programmers staying late into the night, well, programming. in order to waste no time, they need sustinence that can be made quickly and can […]
- Purple Meth Groundhog
the exact reverse of “seat check”. when one sais “purple meth groundhog” they make any seat check invalid. no matter the seats location. ryan said seat check but aidan swiftly claimed purple meth groundhog and ryan lost his seat.
- Homosexical
gay eskimo or a cold f-g look at the icicle hanging from that h-m-s-xical’s b-n-r shirley q. liquor’s ignunt pr-nunciation of the word “h-m-s-xual”. “where all these h-m-s-xicals is started comin’ from? you know what i’m sayin’?” “h-ll, they got so many names fuh it, and then bulldygles, i’m sorry, lebeezuhns!…” refering to the reproductive […]
- holyrolled
to have ones feed “blown up” by a valient holy roller seeking complete digital dominance over one’s wall and mini feed; these holy rollers yeild punishment only in the case of unconditional surrender by the victim. “yeah bro he put that as his status like thrity minutes ago! yeah, look, ill show you right now… […]
- goof-scum
a guy that is a c-cky -sshole, who goes for girls that are way to young. looks and acts like he just left the mickey mouse club. with no morals except s-xxx!! jack jerkface is such a goof-sc-m he’s 18 and tried f-cking my girl and she is only 13. dat be messed up!!