puntificate


1. to make puns for the delight and/or irritation of friends and family.
2. to make puns in excess.
jacob would groan and claim to hate it when ed would puntificate, but in reality he just envied ed’s ac-men for wordplay.
to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of…..
as a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,paul was required to puntificate….

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