punting apples


“punting apples” (v.) “the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; becoming a full time sinner.”
ie. “i was going to go to m-ss today, but morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun.”

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