just having fun. exploring your surroundings. living in the now.
i had the day off so i went out pup d-gg-n.
an extremely attractive trader, that is too s-xy for his own good and gets lost or kidnapped very easily. i’m worried for that guy, he seems like a darvo.
- briggsy bongos
when a h-m-s-xual gentleman repeatedly slaps the b-ttocks of his -rs–uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the briggsy bongos. this was named in honour of the s-x-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the b-m-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east asia and the […]
- dog sponge
when you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean me: mom we don’t have anything to clean with. i guess i don’t have to do it! mom: don’t be silly! use the dog sponge
a shorter abbriviated version of women for lazy people who don’t feel like saying the entire word bc haha just yea lol dang that womth lookin gucci todayyyy
- whitney problem
an unnecessary problem that someone creates in their mind in order to maintain a certain level of drama in their life. she claimed that when multiple people started asking her out, it was a burden. when in reality, it was just a whitney problem.