puppy syndrome


when you make out with someone in a club, and they don’t f-cking leave you alone all f-cking night. they follow you around, everywhere, with puppy eyes, expecting to kinda f-cking marry you.
hey girl, i just kissed you, i’ma follow you around, holding your hand and all, cuz they have f-ckin puppy syndrome.

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