purping


when you f-ck a bird in the -sshole.
many people “purp” to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you “purp” you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your v-g-n-, or penial areas, if you’re into that crazy sh-t.
if you’re “strickly d-ckly” you must use a bird whom has a p-n-s and use their p-n-s as their -sshole, for it to be proper “purping”.
many people use “purping” , however, if they f-ck the bird, and someone see’s them, that person will probably call the humane society.

please look up the definition for “sea-gulling” to properly execute true “purping” statistics.
ralf: are you.. into purping?

carl: of course father, im in to anything with nipples

ralf: you do know, birds don’t have nipples.

carl: yes, but my nipples look like milk duds

ralf: awkward. suck me good.

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