Purple Jizz Monkey
a purple j-zz monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. when the f-ck-ram in front of you orders a purple j-zz monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already f-cking some townie.
“thanks a lot, melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple j-zz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
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