Purple rained
verb: to purple rain someone, or shower them with a verbal cloud of nonsense that a) has little point and b) seems to be going nowhere, whilst resembling the erotic dwarf circa 1985
chuufin’ nora, i got proper purple rained when i got in the office this morning
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