purple sherman
1. (n.) every one has one. a derilect friend – one who insists on saving his farts, boogers and other bodily discharges in small sample jars and then “sprinkling” them on you when you visit. he (and rarely, she) is always the one going to the dancefloor to ‘shake the dice’ with a partner he could never close the deal with until his underwear is shredded to a barely recognizable state.
oh sh-t, adam’s coming over?? he is such a purple sherman…
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