Purple Toaster


the eastr egg later in the game of gears of war.
who wants toast!?
marcus fenix says this when the purple toaster is activated?
when a man sh-ts into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. he then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the sh-t out like a toaster.
“jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster”

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