purple turtle
to squeeze the p-n-s till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the sh-ll.
tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.
when you have to go to take a sh-t so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out – making it purple.
john: code brown.
sally: do you really have to go that bad?
john: d-mn right, i’ve got a purple turtle.
squeezing the p-n-s in a v-g-n- so hard it turns purple.
dee gave dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.
is when your b-lls are so shrivalled and hard like the sh-ll of a turtle (if white) and go a light purple colour
when u get un changed and its cold and your b-lls are hard and look like the sh-ll of a turtle = purple turtle
wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz -ss, he squeezez reel hrad onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple t-rdotl. ^_^
kill me plz.
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