Purple Wizard


when your boo’s taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you’re in the door with your erect d-ck out and proclaim “yoooou shalll not p-ssss” and ya pork ’em good.
“i can’t believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, joan — i’ve haven’t felt that s-xually vivacious in decades!”

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