purrasite


the kind of cat that is extremely clingy, always seeking out his/her favorite warm, human host body for cuddling and ridiculously close snuggling to the point of looking attached to said person. this demonstrated behavior and total disregard for personal sp-ce is typically accompanied by loud purring, uncomfortable kneading, and possible scratching if the host body dares to desire to move independently.
chloe: love the fur boa, girlfriend! hey, do you hear a lawnmower?

sonya: thanks, but it’s not a fur boa and that’s not a lawnmower either! it’s mittens! she’s a real purrasite and d-mn, she never wants to let go!

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