purton


a male or female that is known for stringing along more than one person at once and doesnt care about the feelings involved.
girl: i totally got played the other week, all he wanted was s-x

boy: awwh that sucks, i told you he was a purton though

girl: yehh people like that are not to be trusted.
large village of in-breds. often marry out of the village into cricklade.
“you live in purton? do you have webbed feet?”

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