push and pray


a joke you tell to your virgin friend if you don’t really like him. you tell him that if he doesn’t have any condoms he can always push his d-ck as deep as possible into his girls p-ssy b4 he c-ms thus causing his sperm to shoot in her stomach and burn up in her stomach acid (this does not really work but if someone does this mad halarious)
i told tommy to just push and pray and he will be ok! i cant believe he actually did it and now she is prego

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