pussbong
more of a party trick, really. person a (a girl, usually, although wonderful things have been done recently with hormones and surgery) performs a handstand without the benefit of underwear. person b (the fearless and n-ble toker)fills the young lady’s ahem with water, then pulls a bucket bong, using a modified test tube (or whatever will fit comfortably inside the velvet underground). nb it is very important to get the lady’s permission for this trick, or her reaction will almost certainly result in spillage.
gosh, look, geraldine’s doing pussbongs. her father won’t like that, not at the family christmas party!
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