pusstache
the pubic region of a female.
pusstaches come in 3 common designs: the hitler, the pirate and the pontiac.
when a male with facial hair performs oral s-x on a female who hasn’t showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female’s genitalia. when this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he’s able to wash his face.
huey: ‘i had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.’
dewey: ‘don’t tell me you…’
huey: ‘i must have done, because the next morning i had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!’
a p-ssy mustache
i like your pusstache.
a dirty looking, poorly-kept mustache (very frequently found alongside a neckbeard, and severe acne) which can be frequently found among highschoolers and prep-b-scent teenagers.
have you seen luke’s pusstache? i thought he already started p-b-rty!
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