Pusstard
a learning disabled person that is one half p-ssy and one half wuss.
she is a pusstard, she wouldn’t go out last night because she was still hungover, what a dinges.
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a man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally r-t-rded in the presence of v-g-n-. this is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his v-g-n-l addiction.
“steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks.”
“at least he got laid right?”
“yeah, but what a f-ckin’ pusstard.”
one who is a p-ssy and a r-t-rd. so combine the words and you get pusstard!
billy: can i have a playstation 3 grandma?
grandma: h-ll no!
billy: whatever you pusstard b–tch!!!
heard from across the room! (smack!!)
grandma: get some, b-tch!
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