pussy burglar
when a boy sneaks into a girl’s house late at night without the girl’s parent’s knowledge. instead of going after valuables like an average cat burglar, he’s only interested in the girl’s pants.
tim: dude, where were you last night?
rob: sorry, my girl had a burglar.
tim: what?
rob: don’t worry, it was just a p-ssy burglar – me that is.
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jill: why didn’t you call me back last night?
courtney: sorry, i had a p-ssy burglar.
jill: oh, so rob came over, gotcha.
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