Pussy Locking
like c-ck blocked, but for ladies. when something’s coming at you, it can be blocked….hence c-ck blocking. when something is denied access, it’s locked out, hence p-ssy locking. it’s a frustrating state, because it’s imposed by others.
male bff’s are usually the biggest culprits for p-ssy locking their female friends, because they secretly fancy them, and don’t want them f-cking anyone else but them. ex boyfriends can also create a pretty unbreakable p-ssy lock if you happen to be partying in the same venue.
“hey suze, great night last night wasn’t it?”
“no, it wasn’t. you kept p-ssy locking me! i never c-ck block you! why do you keep doing this to me?”
“because i love you…….”
(shocked look of absolute disgust)
“……..as a friend.”
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