Pussy Wagon


a vehicle purchased exclusively for the purpose of attracting foxy young women for one-night stands.
rock hershaft bought his chevy conversion van for pounding p-ssy at the drive in. yea, it’s a p-ssy wagon alright.

“…we made love in my chevy van…”

“…if this van’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’…”

“…my name is buck, and i like to f-ck…”
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a car that helps male owners impress females a lot.
“it’s a real p-ssy wagon…. grease lightening!” – john travolta
a car that attracts girls
d-mn that car is a p-ssywagon
a term used to describe a car that has been painted in glaring colours, and with fancy lights, accessories, over-sized spoilers and such to attract women.
though the term is used positively, it is usually not a good thing to own a p-ssy wagon, as they most often are gawdy and repulsive.

the term is rarely used by anyone other than the car’s owner.

see also: rice
guy 1: man, check out my new wheels! i gots me some gold-rimmed hub caps, 30″ fins and a smooth pink neon lighting set!.it’s a real pusssy wagon!
guy 2: dude, your truck’s hideous. scr-p it. now!
a man who is being ridden on by three or more girls simultaneously.
a guy: “hey man, how was your weekend?”
another guy: “it was great i made out with jess in the pub”
a guy: “i thought you were going out with charlotte?”
another guy: “yh, and? she already knows that i have also had a thing with hannah, it is not like a fling with jess will make a difference.”
a guy: “your such a f-cking p-ssywagon!”
n. 1.the car in which lady gaga and beyonce rode in, in the telephone music video. 2. a car that is driven by women that smacks into people when they mess up or “fail”.
hunter failed so hard it was like the p-ssy wagon did a hit and run on him.
when a man throws up from drinking cause he just cant handle his liquor
wow you just threw up on that girl…your a p-ssy wagon

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