put a quarter in your ass
shut the h-ll up.
i heard enough, put a quarter in your -ss!
why?
’cause you just played yoself.
jared: i can’t believe i didn’t know melanie was f-cking our church treasurer.
vincent: put a quarter in your -ss, because you played yourself.
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