putt putt
term used in place of miniature golf. mostly in north-eastern ohio.
lets go play putt putt!
generally refers to a subcompact car, often featuring a hatchback and bought at a low price. similar to a beater car, a hoopty, a bucket, etc but probably in a more endearing way.
“i got this little putt putt for $300 from a friend”
examples of a putt putt include: cl-ssic volkswagen beetle, geo metro, mini cooper, honda crx, amc gremlin, chevy aveo, chevy vega, ford pinto, chevy chevette.
verb. (it sounds like it looks, idiot.) the act of inserting the p-n-s into the v-g-n- (putting it into the hole). putt putting with a hole in one implies you went all the way and it was great. putt putting with a birdie implies you went all the way, and it was good. putt putting with a par implies you went all the way but it kinda sucked. putt putting with a bogey implies you didn’t go all the way, and you’re a loser. “fore!” is shouted when you climax.
exclusively used with golf, not other sports.
“dude, that girl last night was so over par.”
“i totally scored a hole in one last night.”
“i went putt putting last night, but totally bogeyed.”
“last night was a ‘fore!’ kind of night.”
when taking a major sh-t. bigger than a normal sh-t.
“today i took a huge puttputt, it cleared out the bathroom.”
a s-xual act during which the female twirls her legs in a windmill-like motion in order to provide the male with the challenge of reaching her vag, similar to the windmill at a putt-putt course.
hey babe, wanna play some putt putt tonight? i’m feeling coy, and i want to see if you can get a hole in one.
another word for the female anatomy. a.k.a. a v-g-n-
stephanie’s putt-putt is really loose
a person that demonstrates a lack of quality work the relative word naming a slacker or a person that has work poor performance…………….
here we go, putt putt sam is working today.
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