Putterfuck
an outrageously slow or oblivious person on the highway; typically referring to another driver who does not agree with the speaker’s style of driving
1. grandson: grandpa, why’s that man over there driving so slow?
grandpa: well jimmy, that’s what we call a putterf-ck.
2. g-d d-mn putterf-ck! get out of the fast lane!
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